ELLEN LEE DEGENERES and PORTIA DE ROSSI, hear me!
I AM out of the closet TODAY, April 1st, and I AM no fool.
You are the most successful “Come Out of the Closet” story in the history of “Coming out of the Closet” stories, and I am going to be on “Ellen” to share “MY STORY.”
I am an Empathic Doctor of Psychology, and I converse with Angels and God, whom I believe to be a Group of Dogs.
I HELP all species by LOVING MYSELF and teaching others to do the same.
I teach “how to fish” as opposed to “feeding others fish.”
More to be revealed…
Thank you, ELLEN and PORTIA for contacting me ASAP.
Sending you Light and Love,
Dr. Audrey Levy
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you imagined.
Henry David Thoreau
“Noelle’s Ark” has been accepted by Audible, and is on its way to retail! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, so I’ve got some tears going right now, and I know that the Internet can be dangerous when one is vulnerable, so I may delete this. If not, I shot another arrow into the air… Happy August 2nd. I had hoped to come out with the audio of “Noelle’s Ark,” on August 1st, but ACX rejected our submission. It’s okay. We will just fix the errors. Tears are drying now. No biggie. Rejections happen all the time. So, instead, after I had a nightmare and woke up really cranky, I just decided to put “Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief,” on the fast track. Today, I’m signing a 3-month contract with a marketing firm that uses artificial intelligence software. Let’s see what happens…
Hey guys, I am ready for advance readers on “Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief!” Who’s interested? I will email you a copy of the Word Document. I’m looking for people who are willing to give me honest reviews in Amazon, to tell me if I have typos, to tell me if I say something that doesn’t make any sense, to tell me if they think that what I’ve written is shit. Now is the time before I put it in print. Is anybody interested?
Oh, I want to add that it’s only 122 pages (a short novel). It’ll take you less than a couple of hours to read it. And this is what it’s about… Once upon a time, a Princess named Elizabeth was born with the proverbial silver spoon in her mouth. Her family hoped that one day she would marry a rich and handsome prince, and they would all live happily ever after…
…But instead… her brother Samuel became one of the biggest Hollywood power brokers in history, and Elizabeth got shot in the head by her nephew at her niece’s wedding, and found herself halfway to heaven with an angel named Oleo, who just might be able to help the Princess change her destination!
Okay – so I need readers to see if I’ve made any glaring mistakes. Free word copies to be emailed to you. In return, I would appreciate an honest review on Amazon on the day that the book launches which will be sometime in September – I’ll keep you posted on that.
Show me a person who doesn’t make mistakes and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t do anything.
I’m getting set to send “Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief,” for her interior design. I’m breathing really deeply. Sitting up in my chair. I’m sending an arrow into the air… I would really like all these new people who I’ve confirmed as friends on Facebook, started following on Instagram, and I think I’m now Tweeting to – I’d like you to come with me on this journey to discover my writing.
Please go to www.audreylevy.com/signup, and click on Get the Book!