Welcome to the World According to Audrey… Oh no! Not another Welcome Letter!! Okay, I will try to make this as short and amusing as possible.
Once upon a time, 10,000 light years ago… just kidding…
My name is Audrey Levy. I currently make my living as a Doctor of Psychology, and it just so happens that I have this closet full of gold – at least, that’s what my Dad called it. You see, he told me I was going to be a great writer one day. He said to just keep writing, no matter how many rejection letters I got, because one day, I would get discovered… and then I would have a closet full of gold for everyone to mine.
My dad thought that my ability to turn my ten new spelling words into a cohesive story every week was a marvelous talent. He cradled me in his lap as I read him my stories. I kept looking at his face for his reaction, and he had this expression of adoration and love that I will never forget. When I find someone looking at me like that, I turn to jelly inside. When my characters are in love, they look at each other like that.
My father was in love with his blue-eyed, blonde little girl, and I was in love with that blue-eyed big man. Typical Oedipus situation. So here I am at age 65. Dad passed in 1993. Mom in 1994. My significant other in 1998. My progeny is my significant body of work, but I have yet to be discovered by the masses, much less my neighbors!
My stories make me laugh and cry. For me, that’s entertainment! If I can laugh and cry, that’s as good as it gets – how about you?
So the plan is to write 12 novels from my 12 unproduced screenplays and a nonfiction book from my dissertation, as well as books on anything else that comes to mind. I have my significant other’s dissertation for another nonfiction book. My significant other, who watched me write throughout our 20 year relationship, said I was a cottage industry. I am going to self-publish everything, and hope that you will enjoy my work enough to pass it on to friends and family.
Oh, and if you know anyone in the film industry, PLEASE DISCOVER ME!!!! I have a REAL agent, Glenn Bickel, 310.208.1515, email@example.com. You can find my body of work on my website… www.audreylevy.com.
I find this an interesting situation. You can give someone a gift with a warm hand or a cold hand – meaning, while you’re alive or when you’re dead. We are fortunate enough to be receiving the gifts of Ellen DeGeneres, Barbara Streisand, Bette Midler, and so many, many more while they are alive, and yet, artists like Van Gogh were discovered post mortem. Screw that!
Please come with me NOW, and read my stuff while I’m alive and kicking. Let me know if you laughed and/or cried. I would really appreciate it if you would write to me at firstname.lastname@example.org, My newsletters will let you know my progress on publishing, and whatever else comes to mind.
Noelle’s Ark, Book One, in the “Adventures of Oleo” Trilogy, is free at: https://storyoriginapp.com/giveaways/adcb3bf0-62c6-11e9-80f6-7e46005923a
If you have the time, I’d appreciate you leaving an honest review on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/review/create-review/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_wr_but_top?ie=UTF8&channel=glance-detail&asin=0615212816
Noelle’s Ark, Audio version, is coming very, very soon…
Noelle’s Ark, Spanish version with audio, print, and e book is in the works…
Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief, Book Two,and Safe Harbor, Book Three, in the “Adventures of Oleo” Trilogy are also coming soon…